May 2012
42 posts
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
Who says chivalry's dead?
Curse of the Fandoms
Doctor Who Fandom Curse: Knowing that at some point your Doctor will have to regenerate.
Supernatural Fandom Curse: Knowing that your Series will end.... and soon.
Avengers Fandom Curse: Knowing that Joss Whedon will likely kill a favorite character.
Twilight Fandom Curse: Knowing that you will never win a fight against another fandom.... ever.
Harry Potter Fandom Curse: Knowing that it will never be as good as the first time around.
Sherlock Fandom Curse: Knowing that after waiting forever you will probably only get three more episodes with a cliff hanger even worse than the previous one.
Glee Fandom Curse: The show
LOTR Fandom Curse: Lying abandoned and forgotten in a dark pit of Tumblr while waiting ten years for The Hobbit.
Hunger Games Fandom Curse: Knowing that your favorite character will either die, go insane, or never be seen again
Teen Wolf Fandom Curse: Knowing that you're watching Teen Wolf
me: *goes to see avengers*
me: That film
me: I liked it
me: *throws wallet at ticket vendor*
me: ANOTHER!
Ange explaining "The Avengers" to me...
frauspades:
“…basically what the movie was:
-‘oh I’m Chris Hemsworth, look at me I’m like the Fabio Flinstone of Asgard,’
-‘oh hi, I’m Robert Downey Jr, and my ass looks fine in these jeans,’
-‘hello I am Tom Hiddleston and it looks like I crammed a grapefruit in my pants cuz my dick is SO GIANT,’
-‘hello Mark Ruffallo. I want to stick my dick in your butt and talk about science! Okay, but...
When Obama endorsed same-sex marriage...
whenobamaendorsed:
… I felt the love:
princeofkokoros:
my feels about obama tho
it’s like having an otp but it just stands for one true president
“There’s a level on which you can’t approach The Avengers passionately, because...”
– Joss Whedon [X] (via rebeccahalls)
“A little boy… sent me a charming card with a little drawing. I loved it. I...”
– I got this from Gawker. And I love it. I would eat it if I could. (via maureenjohnsonbooks)
A post for all the shippers.
dietpunkfics:
ace2039:
odoruhinokaze:
going-down-with-my-ships:
Dear lord… yes
My life in a gif wall, basically.
Fandom Translation
Fan: my creys. my feels. hold me.
Translation: The emotional impact of this episode/line/character is almost beyond my capacity to hold in my feelings. I could really use the support of my fellow fans.
Fan: how does your face even work you DICKFACE JUST TAKE MY OVARIES YOU ASSWIPE ugh i will never be able to reproduce
Translation: I find this person to be very attractive and am oft left stunned by his/her seemingly flawless physical appearance.
Fan: i cannot. i am unable to can.
Translation: I am deeply in awe of this art/fanfiction/person/etc. It feels as though I've temporarily lost the ability to function.
Fan: omg omG I HATE YOU FUCK YOU UGGGH GO DIE
Translation: I love you. Every fiber of my being burns with a passion hotter than one thousand white-hot suns. I may or may not have a chewed-gum shrine of you in my closet.
Harry Potter according to... →
Sirius Black
Sirius Black and the prison fun.
Sirius Black and the prison fun.
Sirius Black and the reunited with my werewolf boyfriend.
Sirius Black and the playtime fun with my werewolf boyfriend.
Sirius Black and the who is this girl hitting on my werewolf boyfriend I should. kill her but I die have fun with my werewolf boyfriend you bitch.
Sirius Black and the I am dead.
Sirius Black...
my hobbies include talking about writing things i will never write.
OTP: Hey, you just met us.
OTP: You're going crazy.
OTP: We want to ruin your life.
OTP: So ship us maybe.
clarinetta:
strangersatthemall:
doctor-john:
So does that mean if you ship Tony/Steve/Bruce as an OT3 it can be called the Stark Spangled Banner?
OH MY GOD.
WHEN MY ADVISOR REMINDED ME THAT I'M GRADUATING IN...
thatdisneygif:
Who told me that a theatre degree would be useful in the real world?
Who fed me the delusion that getting an MFA was a good idea?
The Mad Tumblr: So, The Avengers was a thing that... →
madlori:
And here’s how it went. No spoilers.
RDJ: Hello, I’m awesome. This is not news.
Evans: Well, my lead-in movie was sort of the best one, so you knew there’d be awesome.
Hemsworth: I am mysteriously back even though they said it was impossible and also, am awesome.
ScarJo: You guys have been…
Captain America: King of Parkour.
Does that mean Captain America is Future Simon?
the-yellow-ranger asked: I MISS YOOOOOOOU.
WHEN I TRY TO SURVIVE FINALS WEEK
thatdisneygif:
I start out saying,
but after two days, I’m like,
GPOY&YEW
April 2012
8 posts
seamusodoherty:
“At olive garden we’re as passionate about cheese as you are”
Oh no olive garden
I don’t think you understand how passionate I am about cheese
