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May 16
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Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight

  • Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
  • Who says chivalry's dead?
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ghostsontv:

genre swap ยป the vampire diaries as a genre procedural about genius witch detective Bonnie and her wacky serial killer sidekick Damon

A+ WOULD WATCH

(Source: lilybriscoes)

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(via damnafricawhathappened)

May 15
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(via ichatblog)

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neil-gaiman: Actually I suspect you can skip the first 8 if you just do the last one.

neil-gaiman:

Actually I suspect you can skip the first 8 if you just do the last one.